1. Sorry sir, thats an Irish Credit card, it wont work here.
2. Taxi man - you want air con?
us - yes please
Taxi man - that costs an extra 120 rupees
3. Bloke outside restaurant - you want food?
Us - we're just looking thanks (as we look at menu)
Bloke - yes lady, we do not sell rat or dog. Only velly best in our restaurant. Yes lady.(we slowly edged our way away)
4. Bloke - Can I help you sir?
Mal - Do you sell bottles of water?
Bloke - yes sir, very good sir. We only sell putrified water here
(sue- ahhh bless)
5. Guy - where you from.
Us - (as we sigh) England!
Guy - lovely jubbly (in a hindi accent)
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